/* PRIVILÉGIOS DE SÍSIFO 反对 一 切 現代性に対して - 風想像力: "IKEA IS A BAD IDEA"

PRIVILÉGIOS DE SÍSIFO 反对 一 切 現代性に対して - 風想像力

LES PRIVILÉGES DE SISYPHE - SISYPHUS'PRIVILEGES - LOS PRIVILÉGIOS DE SÍSIFO - 風想像力 CONTRA CONTRE AGAINST MODERNISM Gegen Modernität CONTRA LA MODERNITÁ E FALSO CAVIARE SAIAM DA AUTOESTRADA FLY WITH WHOMEVER YOU CAN SORTEZ DE LA QUEUE Contra Tudo : De la Musique Avant Toute Chose: le Retour de la Poèsie comme Seule Connaissance ou La Solitude Extréme du Dandy Ibérique - Ensaios de uma Altermodernidade すべてに対して

2007-04-22

"IKEA IS A BAD IDEA"

Other reasons to hate IKEA

  • Their fake-Swedish model names that are annoying and stupid
  • Their store locations (inevitably inconvenient)
  • Their shitty, terribly made furniture composed of veneered pressboard. There’s a yuppie investment for you.
  • The lie that their furniture is simple to assemble. Yeah, you try putting together one of those fucking Rakke wardrobes in under four hours. I’ll give you a cookie if you can.

IKEA fucks everyone over. Just do a Web search.

The moral of the story

Oh, okay. The moral of the story is: Tom Sherman hates IKEA and you should too. They make shitty furniture, and their customer service sucks. They’re terribly inconvenient, tiring places to shop. They’re not worth the trouble.

Add to the IKEA hate… now!



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